Friday, August 5, 2016

Fundraising explained through "knock, knock" jokes...

Volunteer:  Knock, Knock
Fundraiser: Who’s there?
Volunteer:  Howie
Fundraiser Howie who?
Volunteer:  How we going to reach our fundraising goal?

Fundraiser: “Watch this…”

Fundraiser: Knock, Knock
Donor: Who’s there?
Fundraiser: Juwan
Donor: Juwan who?
Fundraiser: Juwan a give me some money?

Donor: Knock, Knock
Fundraiser: Who’s there?
Donor: Ida
Fundraiser: Ida who?
Donor: I’d a love to give you some money.

Volunteer: Knock, Knock
Fundraiser: Who’s there?
Volunteer: Shirley
Fundraiser: Shirley who?
Volunteer: Surely, it’s not that easy

Fundraiser: Knock, Knock
Volunteer:  Who’s there?
Fundraiser: Jason
Volunteer: Jason Who?
Fundraiser:  Jason case you thought we were serious… we’re not.