Fundraising explained through "knock, knock" jokes...

Volunteer:  Knock, Knock

Fundraiser: Who’s there?

Volunteer:  Howie

Fundraiser Howie who?

Volunteer:  How we going to reach our fundraising goal?

Fundraiser: “Watch this…”

Fundraiser: Knock, Knock

Donor: Who’s there?

Fundraiser: Juwan

Donor: Juwan who?

Fundraiser: Juwan a give me some money?

Donor: Knock, Knock

Fundraiser: Who’s there?

Donor: Ida

Fundraiser: Ida who?

Donor: I’d a love to give you some money.

Volunteer: Knock, Knock

Fundraiser: Who’s there?

Volunteer: Shirley

Fundraiser: Shirley who?

Volunteer: Surely, it’s not that easy

Fundraiser: Knock, Knock

Volunteer:  Who’s there?

Fundraiser: Jason

Volunteer: Jason Who?

Fundraiser:  Jason case you thought we were serious… we’re not.